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[Jeeves]

This is a thread for you to post things you've said lately that sound bad out of context.

Today I uttered the sentence: " A great asset in pulling in the small children."

[Raine]

I have a MILLION of these, but I just can't remember any right now. I'll have to get Jared to help me since he always catches them.

[The_Nightstalker]

"Those pussies are going at it!"

Said it when my roommate and I saw 2 cats doing it in our neighbor's bush.......

[LalaRu]

hehehe, I gotta start writing down what I say. I do this ALL the time. >.>

[Jeeves]

Today, I said to myself:

"Damn it, I just had to go and squirt hot dog juice on my good pants the day after I wash them!"

I facepalmed 2-3 minutes after I said it.

[Raine]

XD

Suikojin says: (8:16:29 PM)
I already tried doing things with bums but they never act.
Kaldea says: (8:17:39 PM)
You always seem to like doing things with bums.

[JRRD]

You suck.

[Jeeves]

This is more innuendo than genuine out of context quotes, but you may enjoy it anyway:

11:27:43 PM Blake: god damn it
11:28:04 PM Blake: I think this chepo bamboo flute I got is made backwards
11:28:33 PM Blake: I can't tell what the hell to do with it
11:28:45 PM Blake: and I can't find anything similar
11:28:59 PM Jeeves: that sounds pretty bad
11:31:51 PM Blake: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=htt...sa%3DN%26um%3D1
11:32:00 PM Blake: that looks like it
11:32:48 PM Blake: except the holes aren't placed the same on the right side
11:33:12 PM Blake: http://www.chinese-f.../dizi_store.php
11:33:15 PM Blake: sorry
11:33:19 PM Blake: that right side
11:33:29 PM Blake: the first one
11:34:06 PM Blake: ok
11:34:45 PM Blake: Brass studded dizi made using aged bamboo, which helps protect it against aging.
11:34:52 PM Blake: lol
11:38:02 PM Jeeves: so let me get this straight
11:38:31 PM Jeeves: you tried using your mouth on all of the holes, and nothing happened?
11:38:42 PM Blake: lol
11:38:43 PM Blake: no
11:38:53 PM Blake: I think I'm getting it though
11:39:20 PM Blake: though I don't know what the hell this dimo application is
11:40:12 PM Blake: oh cool
11:40:19 PM Blake: it's to make it sharper
11:41:59 PM Blake: ah
11:42:03 PM Blake: a finger chart
11:42:05 PM Blake: much better
11:42:29 PM Jeeves: oh I see
11:42:48 PM Jeeves: you didn't know the right way to use your fingers on the holes
11:42:55 PM Blake: yeah
11:43:19 PM Jeeves: poor guy
11:44:26 PM Blake: now if I can just figure out how to blow on the hole...
11:44:44 PM Blake: shut up
11:44:47 PM Jeeves: it takes years of practice to get it right I hear
11:45:04 PM Blake: playing yes
11:45:24 PM Blake: but if I can get a start then I can go wonders with it
11:46:51 PM Blake: eh...
11:46:57 PM Blake: this'll take a bit
11:47:14 PM Blake: I can't get anything :(
11:48:07 PM Jeeves: you'll get the hang of blowing that wood eventually
11:48:13 PM Jeeves: woodwind*
11:48:24 PM Blake: gee thanks
11:48:34 PM Jeeves: np

[Raine]

He's way too easy. :U

[The_Nightstalker]

Oh, that silly Blake.

[JRRD]

Kaldea>Traitor.
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<Jeeves>dude that was creepy
<Suikojin>I sent her away.
<Jeeves>like I'm afraid right now
<Jeeves>hold me
<Suikojin>....

[Raine]

The ultimate douche move is to post it AND leave it in your signature. :U

[Jeeves]

Mm, indeed. Douch?, my friend. Douch?.

[JRRD]

<Suikojin>I'll arrange a marriage between Jeeves and Captain Sunshine if you don't watch it!
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<Suikojin> See what you did.
<Jeeves> ...I'd rather you arrange a marriage between YOU and ME ^_~

[Jeeves]

You're not supposed to make them up, Jared!

[JRRD]

Jeeves, on Mar 25 2010, 11:38 PM, said:

You're not supposed to make them up, Jared!

I didn't. So don't try to lie your way out of this one!

[The_Nightstalker]

Hahaha that was smooth man.