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[The_Nightstalker]

So I had this awesomely bad dream last night where my old girlfriend tried to throw me out a window and suddenly she flung herself into a garbage truck while someone was tossing muffins at me.

Anyway, has anybody had one of those strange occurrences recently?

[Jeeves]

I remember a few months ago dreaming about a little girl competing in a footrace in a stadium. Instead of a finish line, though, there was a row of guillotines, one for each participant. She was finishing in first place, and was smiling and laughing as she dove headfirst right into the head hole of the guillotine and happily pulled the rope herself without hesitation. Just as the blade was about to hit her the perspective switched over to the audience, showing their reactions. Some cheered, some were indifferent, others were upset about losing their bets.

While I wouldn't call this type of dream the norm, it's not terribly uncommon in tone for my dreams, either. :/


I also had a dream where I got chased around and presumably beat up by a gorilla named Eevee wearing jeans and glasses.

I've got a million on 'em; I was logging my dreams not long ago, but have since stopped remembering most of them. It's very easy for me to start remembering them again, though.

[Raine]

I had one the other night where I was playing Mystique in some kind of movie with my old high school class and I felt all horrible because Mystique isn't a fatass. The rest was kinda Matrix-like with shooting and kicking, and Wolverine flung me at some enemies. Kinda cool.

[SkaCat]

I had this totally great one the other day!

It was after I had woken up and gone back to sleep, and I find I always have the best dreams then! This time did not disappoint!

In an abandoned warehouse.. at night.. with a gun.. shooting zombies! But they were evil little girl zombies. With chainsaws!

And the best part was that I had a team mate. A team mate none other than Bruce Willis!!

So me and Bruce Willis teamed up and shot little girl chainsaw zombies.

Definitely my favourite dream ever. I'm kind of choked, because the couple of friends I told about it don't believe me. They think it's too awesome of a dream to actually happen. But I'm telling you, that was my dream, and it was great.

[Jeeves]

Man, Ska. What's with us and dead little girls?

[SkaCat]

That is a strange common theme.. I mean, I don't really like kids, but I like dead kids even less than live ones! I swear!

[Raine]

I'm jealous. ):

[The_Nightstalker]

Child serial killer.....>_>

Just had another weird one last night. For some reason, I was visiting a water purification plant when suddenly, it gets raided by a group of locals. Everybody is killed off except me because supposedly one of the females in the group found me 'interesting'. So, I supposedly stay with this group, still inside the plant, for a couple a days and I steadily realize that the plant is slowly being transformed into barnacles and other sea life. After this discovery, I accidentally bump into a barrel near my backside and the contents spew out. What washes on to the floor are...eggs. Fish man eggs to be specific. My self-awareness finally returns and somehow my body breaks down a door to the world outside of the grotesque building. I'm dashing away from the now unhinged door and a figure resembling a merman appears in front of me. In a flash, I am cut down by his hardened claws and die instantly.

Ok, after waking up, I ran to the bathroom and, in the mirror, I noticed a couple of red lines running from my chest to my lower torso. WHAT. THE. FUCK.

[Jeeves]

Have you been neglecting to trim your nails? Sounds like your hand brushed across your torso and you got scratched, and the dream interpreted that feeling.

[The_Nightstalker]

They are decently long so it's more than likely self-inflicted. Still gave me the chills at the time (it was 5 am).

[JRRD]

I don't remember many dreams now a days but I remember calling Heather "Captain" in a sexual type of way. I remember saying that and then kinda waking up and not knowing why I did it.... weird stuff.

[Raine]

Suikojin, on Jun 24 2009, 07:49 PM, said:

I don't remember many dreams now a days but I remember calling Heather "Captain" in a sexual type of way. I remember saying that and then kinda waking up and not knowing why I did it.... weird stuff.

Oh, now you remember? :U

What's your excuse for only doing sweet things in your sleep that you can't remember? ):

[The_Nightstalker]

I'm your captain, I'm your captain....

[Raine]

Do you post just to post? :U

[The_Nightstalker]

No, I thought that lyric was appropriate. *runs off*

[JRRD]

Raine, on Jun 24 2009, 08:20 PM, said:

Suikojin, on Jun 24 2009, 07:49 PM, said:

I don't remember many dreams now a days but I remember calling Heather "Captain" in a sexual type of way. I remember saying that and then kinda waking up and not knowing why I did it.... weird stuff.

Oh, now you remember? :U

What's your excuse for only doing sweet things in your sleep that you can't remember? ):

I remembered saying Captain! I told you I did, but the sweet stuff must have slipped away. X.x

And Nick... all I can do is just shake my head at you.

[Jeeves]

Last night I had a dream that I was playing some NES-looking game with a top-down perspective. My character held a shield that could block anything. Sticks, stones, various magic, bullets, tank rounds, you name it! Just had to be facing the attack to block.

But enough about that! I had a second dream afterwards. Heather had created a computer wallpaper! Ska and I wanted it. Heather teleported us to what appeared to be some sort of underground obstacle course/dungeon lit by torches on the walls, each of us starting on opposite ends. It wasn't very difficult to navigate, except for a couple of large squares on the floor that were very sticky and difficult to traverse (fly paper?!).

Ska made it to the center before me. Hey, what do I care? It's not like it was a race or anything. No skin off my nose. Anyway, I then made my way into the center, which was large and circular and had a rather grand feel to it. The floor was lit up and displaying an image. The wallpaper! It was a Pikachu wallpaper, and the whole thing was blue. Ska wanted it, but he couldn't figure out how to extract it. I held out my hand and simply willed a 'right-click' to bring up a contextual menu in front of me, from with I selected "Save Image As...". I now held the wallpaper in my hand, much as one would a painting. I handed it to Ska, and he...I dunno, put it in his pocket or something, and left. Dream over!

[JRRD]

That dream sounds cute in a weird way. It also shows that being on the computer with friends a lot has NO EFFECT whatsoever on your subconscious. >.>

But the real thing I want to know is... why wasn't I in there!

[SkaCat]

That is an epic dream and it explains why I woke up sticky and holding a floppy disc.

....That's a lie, I'm sorry!

But I want such a wallpaper!

[Raine]

Have more dreams like that Jeeves!

I had a dream that I went to an arcade in the middle of the night outside with my old best friend and we played Marvel vs. Capcom 3. And it was all muddy because it was raining. Oh, and I was skinny with neon red hair and black roots. It was awesome. ):